SUM Magazine
The Quotes

Here's a chance for you to contribute.

Ever said something incredibly stupid in this E-Zine? Well then, it'll be right here for you to read and for others to point and laugh at for eternity. Welcome to the immortalization of the human psyche.

"Of course I was mooing in there, she's a fat cow and I had to pretend I was a bull to fuck her....wait, how drunk am I again?" - Immortalized quote by Y2Munky after first time having sex. I finished with a big fat coyote/cow genetically spliced-type dealy between my legs...ugh...I hate whiskey.

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